Who is the reeeeeeal Paris?
Posted In: Celebrities, Entertainment, Music, People
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060821/ap_en_mu/people_paris_hilton
“[Paris Hilton] says the baby voice she uses on the reality TV show “The Simple Life” is an act.
“I’m always playing a character,” she tells [Blender Magazine]. “I don’t talk like this really — like a baby. I don’t act like myself in public, because I don’t really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am.”"
We have oppressed her so much that she has retreated into herself, burying her true self way down underneath the complex veneers to keep us confused. Genius. Damn, I wish I knew what she’s really like. I bet her favorite book is really Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time. Or maybe she likes Kant. She’s tricky.
“The only thing” she has is who she really is? Is she cold and hungry? She must be broke. Donate to the Save Paris fund now!!!!
Maybe Grown Pumpkin will take her to Steak N Shake….
-Spanky and the Spanktrelles
Sphere: Related Content21 Aug 2006 MC Spanky McGee 9 comments

