http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060822/od_nm/life_pirate_dc_1

It could be the case that Grown Pumpkin might be super-cool after all, if the pirate avant garde rises to critical mass. However, Pumpkin was probably ahead of the curve when he made this bold fashion statement about 5 years ago:

Of course, sometimes Pumpkin’s fashions take a while to take hold.

-S

I don’t know how to classify Stapp’s statue-esque pose…other than “brilliant”

The Trumpet will undoubtedly feature reviews of all nature. Today is Tuesday which means it is release day for cd’s, dvd’s and video games. I am going to write reviews of my weekly purchases from the big yellow and blue electronic superstore. I also try and make a trip to the theater every Friday and I’d like to write about those as well. So later today/tonight I will do both for those that may care.

Do yourself a favor and get some jello pudding. Make that shit. Every time you remember that there’s pudding in the fridge and you’re ready to snack, you get this super-awesome feeling.

Having pudding in the fridge is a funny thing. It’s trivial enough so that you’ll temporarily forget it’s there, but great enough to make you proud of your earlier self for having the foresight to take care of your present self. You’re your own best friend (”I’m a Mog”).

Now, I expect a post from Grown Pumpkin deriding the object of discussion here. We’ll see what he has up his sleeve.

-Spankomatic

Well…somebody looooooves him some Trumpet. Come on, lezzgetanother8ball…..

Rold Gold pretzels are (precisely): that second baseman who plays very good defense (but never Gold Glove D) and hits around .290 every season. You’re doin the right thing when you play him ever day, but he’s never quite an all-star. And you generally have to settle for a Dlor Dlog…nobody craves DDs. You don’t hit the free agent market sayin, “Signing DD is a priority for us…”

I give you MLB’s Rold Gold Pretzel (an all-star appearance with the 1996 Expos doesn’t count):

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=115210