Dlor Dlogs
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Well…somebody looooooves him some Trumpet. Come on, lezzgetanother8ball…..
Rold Gold pretzels are (precisely): that second baseman who plays very good defense (but never Gold Glove D) and hits around .290 every season. You’re doin the right thing when you play him ever day, but he’s never quite an all-star. And you generally have to settle for a Dlor Dlog…nobody craves DDs. You don’t hit the free agent market sayin, “Signing DD is a priority for us…”
I give you MLB’s Rold Gold Pretzel (an all-star appearance with the 1996 Expos doesn’t count):
http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=115210
Sphere: Related Content22 Aug 2006 Bro Taguchi


What the fuck is “Dlor Dlogs”? Is this some sort of twin-language you and Pumpkin invented?
I wouldn’t say that I love Soupy Trumpet. I’m just doing my job. Soupy Trumpet and I are just booty calls for each other.
DLOR DLOG = ROLD GOLD (spelled backwards for you commoners)
Well, aren’t you clehhhhhhhhver?
I wish that it was my invention, however I will have to defer that to one of my huskiest counterparts of all time. I will leave him nameless, but there were many times that we got in trouble during high school baseball games where we’d be involved in tomfoolery around the dlor dlogs rather than taking the field on time or being on deck.