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The Gooch has been absent for a while, mostly because the ladies need me elsewhere. However, I’d like to note that the Punkin has grossly misrepresented his photo. It was supposed to be Johnny Depp with the Pirates of the Caribbean look (you know–the one you were sporting at the beginning of last summer until I told you that you HAD to get rid of it…at least you did shave and clip yourself). Instead, he gave himself the Johnny Depp “I like to drive the girlies wild in my pimp shades” photo. Nice try, Punkin…lose it.
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05 Sep 2006 Bro Taguchi
I have got to say that this is a misrepresentation, but not on my part. There are a few questionable items…
First the notion that I was trying to spice up my profile and trick the ladies into thinking I look like Johnny Depp the Love Machine more than I look like Phil Hartman in Houseguest is just not true.
Secondly while searching for the proper image, the one I settled on was the funniest to me. This dude looks like he is making fun of himself rather than accepting he is Johnny Depp, you know the one from 21 Jump Street. His look is like Jack Sparrow changed out of his pirate close, threw on a disguise, and rolled out.
Thirdly this is probably a case of tender vittles because of the forehead that I fused onto Matt damon’s skull to make human-superdome-replica. This post may not have happened had I used an untouched photo of the Hoff in his Knight Rider outfit.
Fourth, I play fair and will edit a more appropriate photo if one is presented.
Last…and most important…the clipping of the supermullet had way more to do with Wesley Willis and Strawberry than some sort of mandate passed down. How many thickheads fell for that old gag still astounds me to this day.
Call me Miss Cleo, because I know what the Taguchinator is going to say: “Methinks the Ewok doth protest too much….”