The word “dildo” is near and dear to our hearts here at Soupy Trumpet. We’re also big fans of “douchebag.” This site has a pretty good analysis of the essence of a douchebag.

There are several theories about what a dildo is. Obviously, the connotation is that of a sex toy for women. One wonders, is the person we label a “dildo” necessarily amusing in some way, even though the dildo is ridiculous?

This guy is a dildo. The part that cracks me up: “The official said the man, who was wearing military fatigues and spoke Portuguese and little English, was apparently a boxer and was described as walking around the cabin during the flight, trying to attract attention by throwing punches into the air. “He was strutting his stuff,” the official said.” What a tool!

Some famous variants on “dildo” are:

dildonic: having the properties of a dildo

dildonicity: the state of having the properties of being a dildo

Dildonesia: the motherland of dildos

dildon: an inhabitant of Dildonesia

Dildonosaurus Rex: super dildo

I know a dildo who used to walk around and yell “Ya dilllllllllldoooooooooooooohhhhhhh.” Sometimes he’d do it when he’d get lucky and hit you with a grenade in the stacks while playing Goldeneye. He knows who he is.

-Spanks the Dildonator

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