Did Pumpkin Shat Himself?
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I need a second or third opinion. This play has come under review. The story goes like this:
Pumpkin is sitting in his work chair, legs propped up. Pumpkin feels the urge to take a 2-spot but tempts fate and continues to read the article at hand. Pumpkin starts to feel the power of the deuce in a more pressing roll and begins carefully clinching cheeks while attempting to stand up. It is at this point when clarification is needed. Pumpkin felt the final surge (no not the great soda that has gone away) and placed his meaty paws in his biscuits to try and manually seal off the pipe. Nothing doing as a blast filled his glove hand. In all of this not one ounce got on the clothing, not even a spec. Also this required surface cleaning. Did Pumpkin shat himself? I say not. I say he made a world class goalie save with the game on the line. I will leave it in your hands since mine are currently camoflauged.
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03 Oct 2006 Grown Pumpkin
Bro, if you got it on your hand, then you shat yourself…don’t you remember the video?
“Oh my god…you shat yourself!”
Brah it is a shat.
You allowed the brown monster to rear it’s ugly head.
SHAT SHAT SHAT
SHAT SHAT SHAT
Shat is doodie
Shat is doodie
(sung to the tune of shake your bootie)
What is this “surface cleaning”?
Ambiguous.
Surface cleaning is when the gravy isn’t kept in the bowl aka pudding outside the crack.
Breu, you shat yourself. That’s it. On your hands, closthes, or any part of your person that will go out of the bathroom with you…then you shat yourself.
I am fairly confident that I made a gold glove stop and didn’t let the ball go through the infield. In that regard, I prevented the shat from hitting cloth. Had this been of the Licoln Family, I would have just tapped it back in (ala the “bop the groundhog” game at Showbiz) but instead this blast was endorsed by Bill Cosby and was pudding, thus the meaty mist.
D - FENSE, D - FENSE
No. No, ya didn’t….
Give it up, bro.
What if I did a wizard like backflip then made the diving poo grab on astroturf? Or is this a prejudice against the Pumpkin?