I’m standing in line at the gas station to pay for my Gatoraid at oh about 10 a.m. on Tuesday, and on old drunk black woman starts singing “You down wit O.P.P.?” over and over again sort of expecting an answer from one of the many patrons.  I, being the closest, felt it was my responsibility to make this woman’s day.  In the loudest, clearest, WHITE-est voice I declared, “Yeah! You know MEEEE!”. 

She answered back with a “Go white boy, go white boy, go!”  She then says “What chu know ’bout dat sawng, you too young to remember.  I bet you don’t even know who sang dat sawng.” 

CHECKMATE!!!  I was forced into a louder clearer EVEN WHITER -” NAUGHTY BY NATURE, Not cause I hate ya!”  She made me do it.

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