Awhile ago, I was having a good conversation with my a friend about people puting things on their  myspace profile to the extent of what color are they. Common sense would tell me that you only have about four colors to choose from in concerning the human race. However, online quizes have said you could be any color. The funny thing is, is that how would you like to be the manliest of men or the girliest of girls and find out you were way off on your color. I think people read way too much into this shit and boast it like they should be proud that they just found out that they are “Seacrest” Blue or Green Tea. its like the color will soon dictate how their fucking myspace experience will be.

Question:

How would you like to be the manly man and do the little quiz thing and come to find out you’re Deep Purple Velvet or even Magenta. That’ll fuck up some chi for sure. They’ll keep going back changing some answers in hope that maybe they’ll be a fall shade like orange, brown, or dark green…but no, Magenta is what you’re stuck with. Their myspace experience is now ruined because their on the border of being considered a fucking meat case. Think about it the next time you go to figure out what color are you…

Lore:

Colors other B List ”Shenanigan” Celebs have Received:

Twinks = Gravy Leg Brown

Count Sucksalot = Tooth Decay Yellow/Green

 Alabaster Goodman = Ecto-Cooler Green