HUGGIES!
Posted In: Mudbutt, Soupy Trumpet
I had a revelation last night, as I was in a special frame of mind to have such revelations. All the babies on diaper ads, boxes, etc. are all smiling like they just won the biggest box of frosted animal crackers in the world. The crucial thing is that Huggies doesn’t brag about their diapers when the kid doesn’t have mudbutt. Huggies’ pictures tell us, “This is the way your baby’s face will look when they have sloppy ploppy.” After all, the main point of a diaper is to contain the DOOK, and those babies look pretty happy.
That’s awesome! Sign me up! I could crap my pants all day and walk around with the biggest, goofiest grin you’ve ever seen. Huggies diapers are so badass that you’ll revel in the steaming mess as you plant your ass down to drink some apple juice (or beer if you’re an adult).
Huggies, we at Soupy Trumpet salute you. After all, we 
mudbutt. That’s basically for what our name stands.
15 Oct 2006 MC Spanky McGee
My boys almost never look as they just left the circus after “deuce-in’ it up”…..almost never
[...] Now if you there’s no roommate or family at home, you probably just waddle out with your pants at your ankles to seize the TP like some deranged Napoleon, and then life is good. But if there’s a danger you might get spotted, this is the fun part. Now you pull up the pants, being ever so careful to set up your boxers or whatever so they don’t work themselves into your poop-moat. So then you clinch, which brings about a funky sensation that takes you way back in the day to your Huggies days. Then you speed-waddle out to the closet and hope that someone isn’t there to do the math: (speed waddle) plus (new roll of toilet paper) plus (reentry into bathroom) = you have fudge-ditch! [...]