Fuck you!

When I buy a phone, and get another one for free and get insurance… when I buy insurance for the PHONES (plural) then I should get insurance on BOTH.

Instead, tonight, my fucking phone fell apart in my hands like a cheap piece of 10-year-old IKEA furniture… wonderful.

Verizon says I have no insurance on it… so I am fucked.

Goodbye, Verizon… you greedy cocksuckers. You just lost a customer and gained a very unfriendly enemy. I will spread the word of your bullshit and hope that you get bought out and all those fucking twats I dealt with on the phone get fired.