Soupy Text
Posted In: Random Lashing Out, Soupy Trumpet, Sports
So last night I was out, and I heard that the Mets were whompin’ up on the Cardinals. Knowing that Bro Taguchi was not thrilled by this, I sent him a text message:
SPANKY: Well little buddy hang in there
TAGUCHI: Fuck you. Shouldn’t you be crying about dropped passes and bad calls by the refs? My team is just fine. Don’t Fuckin little fella me you Goddam hawks fan.
Sphere: Related Content16 Oct 2006 MC Spanky McGee


That message was completely in jest…you goddam Hawks fan.
Huh. I didn’t even comment on it.
“Just the facts, ma’am.”
Well then here’s a fact to report:
In spite of the fact that every Hawks fan in Polk and Johnson County has told me that I should cheer for Iowa and that Illinois SUCKS, I didn’t send any messages to anybody regarding that lame-ass performance on Saturday.
How is it that this dialogue keeps getting better and better?
Because I’m pissed off at the Mets and Indiana basketball…