This will erase the ass-whoopin’ in 2004 handed to you by my beloved Red Sox. Timmy Mac and Joe Buck will have hard-ons for the next year until spring training. Maybe on the collector’s DVD they’ll show Buck and McCarver having mad monkey sex in the booth when McCarver has a heart attack and after Joey Buck blows his load on Timmy’s ass, his head explodes.

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