ANN COULTER IS SO HOT
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Coulter writes:
“Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb — I’ve never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the “new Democrats” is overwhelming.”
Coming from the woman who claimed that liberals were emasculated and didn’t know how to score with ladies: “As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the U.N. Security Council’s approval.”
Maybe she means “overwhelming” in the sense that she finds the jockstrap smell HOT. Real hot. I think Annie is feeling really bothered and needs to take Tester for a little ride.
Sex with Coulter must be weird. Really fuckin’ weird. I don’t know how I’d handle her head spinning and all that shrill shrieking. She’d probably call me “Georgie Porgie” in the middle of it and I’d lose it.
So which is it, Annie? Are the dems manly or not?
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It doesn’t matter. I know that you’re disingenuous anyway. You don’t believe 1/10th of your own hype. Hey, you’ve got to feed the monkey. We at Soupy Trumpet understand. God you’re hot. So hot.
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