Spanky and I went to Steak ‘n Shake at 3:30 on Saturday afternoon. We were hungry. He ordered a Steak ‘n Shake Dinner (double burger, 2 sides + a shake) and was all proud of himself. I ordered the SNS Dinner and also a jr. chili mac. I obliterated the food and, upon Spanky’s suggestion, finished the late-arriving shake as well. I was thinking pizza when we got done (seriously–there was about a 90-minute window where I could’ve gotten plenty more work done), but I actually didn’t eat again until 9 AM the next morning.

I’d like to announce to all interested parties that next time I feel ready to go the full 9, I’m going. I don’t care how full you are or what tea party you gotta get to…I’ll be on a mission.

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ABC reports that a 9 year-old kid pulled over and stopped the car when his mom passed at out at the wheel.

“The family has planned a celebratory dinner at Red Lobster, where Latisha Stevens said her son always has wanted to eat. “I told him he can have all the food he wants,” she said.”

I dig that. That kid saves the day, and now he’s feelin’ husky. Super-awesome. I hope he destroys some Red Lobster–just wolfs it down. Jimmy Stevens, you are a true hero. We at Soupy Trumpet salute you.

Hell, maybe Taguchi will take you to Steak N Shake.

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