KFC for aliens!
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Kentucky Fried Chicken has lost its damn mind, Reuters reports. They put a giant logo out in the desert by Area 51.
“If there are extraterrestrials in outer space, KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice,” KFC President Gregg Dedrick said in a statement.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061115/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_food_kfc
(Reuters photo)
Next they’ll put a logo on the moon. I can’t wait until The Alien, E.T., and Jabba the Hutt stop by for a bucket of KFC. This is totally going to rock. I hope they like biscuits and mashed potatoes. They sure as hell wouldn’t order that piece of shit known as “The Snacker.”
The Giger Alien enjoys a leg:
Spanky is aware that his Photoshop skills are totally ghetto. Spanky had KFC for lunch today. It was awesome.
-Colonel Spanky
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15 Nov 2006 MC Spanky McGee
Since when did Spanky start going with the whole third person thing? Are you actually Joe Horn?
You can kiss Spanky’s ass.
When The Alien enjoys a mashed potato bowl, does the little mouth come out and eat it? Or does the big mouth eat it? I picture the little mouth coming out and snacking down on some fried chicken. And when E.T. enjoys a chicken leg, does Elliot get husky too? I really don’t have anything to say about Jabba…that dude knows how to eat.
Yeah. Do the big mouth and the little mouth on the alien ever get into fights? That shit is weird. Do they have conversations?
I think the big mouth is connected to the actual consciousness of The Alien, and the little mouth is basically in its service. But I don’t know which is connected to the digestive tract. This will take some research…
This SUCKS!!
What sucks?