http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/061201/sirius_note.html?.v=1
Fucking sweet. Sirius is going to provide children’s channels in the TV in the turquoise minivan all the time!!! It’ll be the ultimate babysitter. You’ll never have to pull over and beat your kids again! They’ll be drooling zombies as they happily absorb Barney and commercials for TMX Elmo.
The attention span of the graduating class of 2024 is going to be comparable to a lab rat’s.
I’m putting more money in Sirius. I’m going to be loaded. And all because parents don’t want to raise their kids.
This is just about how attentive your kids will look after you install that shit:
03 Dec 2006 MC Spanky McGee
Dude…if you’ve seen Red Dragon, then you are creepy. If you haven’t seen it, then you NEED to watch it and realize how creepy this is.