CNN? Really? You’re telling me that Clooney and DeVito got drunk together? Hell, Bro Taguchi and I have been blasted a billion times and we didn’t get no stinking write-up. Now, we’re not movie stars. But if you’re going to write about movie stars in your “Entertainment section” tell us something we don’t know.
That’s all you got? That is weak tea. Goddamnit!
04 Dec 2006 MC Spanky McGee


How ’bout the Sunday night after Thanksgiving? Were we drinking limoncello at the Dublin and watching that giant fish threaten to eat the other fish?
Whoa, bro. You drunk now?