http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2703336&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

A woman rips a fart on a plane, and then she tries to cover it up by burning some matches. I knew the onions at Taco Bell were bad, but damn. Look, you’re on a plane, and unless you made noise with your ass, more than likely you will not be spotted as the culprit. You act like nothing happened, and everyone will be suspect at the same time. But this is neither here nor there.

Even if you are found out–what’s more embarrassing–being a stinky farter or delaying everyone else’s flight because you lit some matches?