MSNBC reports: female Lin Hui ‘no longer comfortable’ mating with obese Chuang Chuang

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16672806/

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Heh. This brings to mind a good ol’ George Carlin quote: “The two pandas in the zoo. Do you care if they fuck? I don’t… I’m not concerned… I have no emotional stake in panda fucking. If they want to, they will–if not, they’ll watch the ‘Price is Right.’ Probably the only reason they’re not doing it on time is that some jackoff in the environmental movement has moved into the cage with them…”

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