Archive for January 21st, 2007

Soupy Trumpet gives a big shout-out to

Posted In: Propaganda

KYOSUNG KOO, aka The Cat, aka The Guy, aka The Korean.

That’s our guy.

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A GRAVE INJUSTICE….

Posted In: Entertainment, Random Lashing Out, Television

I’m just watching the idiot box, and this commercial comes on. It goes something like this:

“Dish Network subscribers… Court TV has been dropped from Dish Network’s programming. To correct this injustice, call 1-800-blah-blah…”

As Justin Timberlake says, “Cry me a river.”

“Injustice”? Are you serious? Some stupid channel gets dropped from a network due to the laws of supply and demand, and Court TV charges that they’ve been wronged? Sorry, baby, but that’s just the nature of the game of capitalism.

Now, it’s probably the case that Court TV doesn’t really think that they’ve been wronged. They’re playing on their viewers’ sense of “justice” and the love of Court TV. Sweeeeet.

I love hearing corporations whine. And, no, it’s not because I hate all corporations. I like many corporations. I just like hearing them whine.
I also like hearing people whine about other people liking to hear corporations whine. Hey, where’s Bill Goans?

–Agent Spanky McGee

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