Bro Taguchi forwarded this ridiculous email to me today. The title was “I love New Jersey!” and all it said otherwise was “Greetings from the Garden State.” There were a shitload of pics attached, and most of them were of complete dildos. I will here restrain myself to commenting on just two.

I don’t know what kind of trend these boys have going:

But this must be what’s cool. Only makes me think of:

Those girls look normal, but you know they’re not right in the head. Their dates are oompa loompas.