On a lighter note, here are some terms for which people have done searches and arrived at the Trumpet:

“Eagles Hotel California Tab”

The Dude: “Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!” Why are you trying to play this song?

“chill bro”

Are you ESL? That’s the only reason I can think of a need to search for this. You’re the new guy. That’s cool, I guess.

“nick swardson gay”

Duh.

“free cat”

What?

“mexican sports”

They rock. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! Although, I will note that Mexican soccer players still love to rock the mullet. Don’t get me wrong–white boys in America rocked the soccer mullet for a long time (I did), but I think they’ve been over it for a while.

“farting preacher”

These terms, by themselves, are awesome. In the the context of the video, they’re mega-awesome.