http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743496 

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Friends and fellow douchebags,

The teabag is often abused on Halo 3. Variants on the teabag include, but are not limited to:

• meleeing
• slicing with the energy sword
• kicking
• grenading, sticking

the dead body of your opponent.

There are some basic rules to follow in Halo 3 or other first-person shooters with multiplayer.

In general, thou shall not teabag the enemy

1. within the first half of the play clock
2. within the first 10 points of the game (in team slayer, e.g.)
3. when the game is tied
4. you are winning by 4 points or fewer
5. when a losing opponent is likely to blast a rocket off your helmet while you are performing said teabag and to swing the momentum

The first three rules are uncontroversial, for the simple reason that it is simply too early in the game to get cocky and disrespect your opponent. Your cockiness may be your undoing.

The fourth is less evident. However, for the reason that your opponent might stage a massive comeback and kick your prematurely-teabagging ass. Pumpkin and I have made such comebacks, and the fools that teabagged us when they were up by a few had jackshit to say afterwards. They took their post-game verbal lashings and ducked out. Don’t teabag if you can’t back it up.

The fifth rule is clear and distinct.

Now, my friends, I have broken these rules myself, but it doesn’t follow that I haven’t given good advice here. I, too, have taken out my frustrations on a winning opponent via the ol’ boop!-boop!-dip!-dip!

“Great kid! Don’t get cocky.”

Have fun droppin’ the bag…

-Spanks

PS. The Trumpet gives a shout-out to ryguy0385, unbornredeyes, sich freuen and Spankeedog.

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Florida already does enough to get on the news for government and law enforcement matters and I don’t care really, so I won’t pile-hop on the.  Apparently rapists, murderers, terrorists, and boy touchers were bumped from the top spot for the guy above.  Click on his menacing picture to see how this guy got hoe’d out, or as College Humor called it; “Made an Example Of”.

Then decide if he gets “street cred” for being Public Enemy #1.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

Do we need this?

Actually, I guess we do. There is a professor at a Big Ten school in the Midwest who mused–during a lecture in an auditorium–whether we can ascribe mental states to a tea bag (in the context of the philosophical problem of other minds). Apparently she didn’t understand why the frat boys in class were chuckling. “Tee hee hee.” Now, I wasn’t there, but there are the reliable reports of upstanding teaching assistants who relayed this information to Ol’ Spanky here.

It sucks to be the new guy. “What did he mean when he called me a dooshabagga?”

Sheesh.

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