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Bro Taguchi kinda looks like So.

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After careful consideration of Grown Pumpkin’s recent post (http://soupytrumpet.com/2008/01/30/have-dog-poop-delivered/) , the corporate board of Soupy Trumpet has approved our plans to enter the dogshit delivery business. We will directly take on Dogdoo.com, and we will mail higher quality dog crap at lower prices.

WE WILL MATCH ALL COMPETITORS’ PRICES!!!

DON’T BE FOOLED BY CHEAP KNOCKOFFS !!!

BUY ALL THE DOG SHIT YOU EVER WANTED!!!

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This is NOT the work of Pumpkin Dali, just something found on the net. It’s exactly as it appears: a fat/husky guy photoshopped into a Mini Cooper.  I thought it was pretty funny and janky at the same time (Bonus points for being husky).

That is all.

original location of image: http://www.scangwinnett.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12619&start=15

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Friend of The Trumpet RyGuy was telling old Spanks and me about a website he heard about from one of his college textbooks (wtf?) where you can buy dog poop (dung, doo doo, feces, waste, crap, etc.) and have it sent to someone as a gift or as a prank. I did not doubt him but had to see for myself and sure enough DogDoo.com lives up to the billing. It even had the various types you can order that we were told about; “Econo“, “Grande“, “Special“, and the “Poo Poo Platter”. You can also accessorize up with mugs and t-shirts. I at first felt a bit off about posting on this but when I saw they had been mentioned in Maxim and Time magazines, I quickly got over that and fired up photoshop. There are a few other sites offering a similar service and that makes me wonder whether or not my new dog Mudbutt and I should start our own operation… I mean I could be throwing away money… DogDoo is getting $14-$29 a loaf.

update: According to Trump reader Greg, this is a”realistic novelty” and not the real deal. He says there was a company selling the real deal and they got shut down. Spanky says we should go ahead with opening up our own… agree especially now. el oh el.

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