This is some janky-ass photoshop–no doubt about it. During the Democratic Debate of January 31st, 2008, I noticed that Hillary has a strange resemblance to….

Which one is Darth? Which one is Hillary Clinton?

YOU DECIDE, DAMNIT!

I, Pumpkin Pewtershmidt, was driving along yesterday and saw a huge amount of dark black smoke on the horizon and after driving closer saw that it was a vehicle completely in flames.  I was stopped at the light and popped the iPhone out and snapped a couple of pictures right before a part of it exploded and scared the lady in the minivan behind me into almost rear-ending the Pumpkin Cruiser v1. (aka Kitt).  I didn’t see the news, so I have zero other details.

“There’s nothing to see here, move along.” - Officer Barbrady

It has been announced that there will be a new Nightmare On Elm Street movie being made by New Line Cinema.  They haven’t decided whether or not Robert Englund will be Freddy Krueger or not.  Because the role may be up for grabs, I nominate Mr. Cowbell Christopher Walken to take on the role.  I have absolutely nothing to base this on other than it fits in my mind.  Hopefully the movie will be way better than the last few.  Afterall Freddy is only the 40th ranked film villian according to the AFI… CW could certainly raise that a touch.

I hate to pile on people unless they are bona fide haters. Britney Spears has been in a free fall for sometime and the media has been throwing down on her every step of the way (and rightfully so to an extent). However today, January 31, 2008, Britney Spears has taken another ride in an ambulance from her home via armored motorcade to the UCLA Medical Center hospital to “get help”.

This is good news because ultimately it could save her life, provide more entertainment, and most of all get those kids away from the ex-backup dancer-current Chauncie-K-Fed aka Kevin Federline from Oregon that beat Great Puma in Pro Wrestling on NES. Britney’s mother, Lynn Spears, says she is doing alright and the hospital is keeping her in a “mental evaluation hold” so we may not see Britney in the news for awhile… then again we may see her pull a Michael Scofield and break out of that bitch and hop right back on the crazy train. By the way, her not so new album is pretty hot.

You can get the full story at omg minus the jank photshop.