Pumpkin will find this pretty cash. It looks like they have a pretty sweet site going on…. give ‘em a visit.
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Monthly Archives: February 2008
Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 2-29-08
Efluxmedia.com
Semi-Pro gets kicked in the junk by reviewers.
Will Ferrell’s latest attempt to make us laugh falls short from every point of view. The story play is predictable, the characters seems to be unrelated and there are moments when they seem to be in another movie, the gags are old and predictable and, unfortunately, not even Will Ferrell seems to be capable to pull this one in the direction of comedy.”
Spanky says: “Daaaaaaaamn!” I do agree: it seems that every Will Ferrell movie has the same character with the same mannerisms. Will, do what every superb big-time comedian does: you go to drama–that’s what Jim Carey and Tom Hanks did–with enormous payoff for them and for the audience.
Lifehacker.com
Google-ize Your Windows Mobile Phone with Google2Go
G4tv.com
No ‘GTA 4′ Demo Coming
Sogoodblog.com
The History of War, Starring….Food?
Ruthlessreviews.com
THE MISUNDERSTOOD: IVAN DRAGO
Newsweek.com
Texas is the USA’s worst CO2 emitter.
I heard that YoMama’s roommate claimed that Baby Jesus will make more oil for us. That would be sweet. We could dump more shit into the air. I’ll return to this topic shortly.
Gay porn stars busted for burglary: Teyon and Keyon
From the AP:
Twin Porn Actors Charged in Burglary
Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.
Weird. I would’ve thought that gay porn would be so lucrative. Why would you need to steal? After all, the internet was made for porn… (or so it seems.)
Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.
He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said.
‘He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ Kunkel told the Daily News.
Whoa! That’s awesome. He can swim in handcuffs? Shit, I can barely swim with four functional limbs.
-MC Spanky McGee
Bush: “Gas is gonna cost what???”
Bush finds out about $4 gas forecasts
President Bush, saying he was unaware of predictions of $4-a-gallon gasoline in the coming months, told reporters Thursday that the best way to help Americans fend off high prices is for Congress to make his first-term tax cuts permanent.
Bush also criticized Congress, which is considering an $18 billion tax increase for large oil companies.
‘All that’s going to do is make the price even higher,’ he said. ‘We ought to be encouraging investment in oil and gas close to home if we’re trying to mitigate the problems we face.’
Georgie, are you fucking serious? This is totally ridiculous.
1. You weren’t aware of the outlook on the price of gas? Have you been stranded? Is that why you don’t have a clue?
2. The best way to deal with these prices is a tax cut? Why don’t you push alternate sources of energy? Why not say that we should cut demand?
Because you’re still an oil man.
Just say that we should consume less gas, goddamnit. If demand goes down, so will the price. It’s really easy.
-MC Spanky McGee
Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 2-28-08
The Greatest Advice Ever!!!!
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bwrBsnguVM[/youtube]That’s right! Steal women from yo’ daddy!!! YES, INDEED!!!
New Zealanders Talk Funny!!!
State Farm, get out of the damned stone age.
Man, I’ve been with State Farm a long time, probably too long. They insure my piece-of-shit vehicle.
I gotta tell you, their damn website is so janky, you can’t even schedule a future payment. In their FAQ, they write:
Can I schedule a payment to be made at a later date?
Not at this time. As we enhance our EBPP [Electronic Bill Presentment and Payment] process by adding more features and options, this ability will be available.
“Not at this time”??? Look bro, feed the damn hamster that runs your server, and get the ability to to allow your customers to make future AND RECURRING payments. You guys ain’t that broke.
Yeah, yeah. I should kick these Atari-playing 8-track fans to the curb, but I’m too lazy to do it, although I’m apparently motivated enough to do a craptastic photoshop job and crank out this bitch-job of a post.
Since I can’t use my computer to pay my damn bills from State Farm, I’ll just use it to play Oregon Trail instead.
-MC Spanky McGee
Everything is For Sale, Even Landmarks
Everything is for sale, especially in America… if the seller says no, you can force them to sell in a hostile takeover.
Today news that the Chicago Cubs’ brass are willing to sell the naming rights to historic Wrigley Field. Yesterday news broke that Michael Jackson will be forced to auction Neverland Ranch on March 19th if he does not come up with $24,525,906.61 before that date. Two weeks ago some Chicago investors put 138 acres of land next to the Hollywood Sign for sale… so for only $22 million dollars, tourists can take pictures of your house every time they aim their digital cameras up at the Hollywood Sign.
Oddly enough celebrities like Avril Lavigne are having a hard time selling their real estate right now. So if you have a little money left over after buying one of the landmarks above, then grab a cheap superstar celebrity home while the price is slashed for millions off.
If you need to raise money to buy one of these extravagant items, go to HumanForSale.com and see how much you can get on the open market by selling yourself.
*the image above is photoshopped, there is no “For Sale By Owner” sign that big (that I know of)
Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 2-27-08
Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:
- So Good Blog found a person willing to eat all the McDonald’s Value Meals if they get 100,000 Facebook friends
- crazy Gary Busey picked on an 11 year old interviewer at an Oscars after party (who invited his crazy ass?)
- you can now buy overpriced Shell gasoline with your fingerprint that is linked to a credit card
- the Cubs have been for sale for awhile, now the naming rights to Wrigley Field are for sale as well
- more than half of US teenagers did not buy a CD in 2007… album sales are down, legal downloads are up
- Paris Hilton is dating Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden aka the brother of Joel Madden aka Nicole Richie’s baby-daddy
- DARPA’s Crusher, a real life military vehicle, is controlled by an Xbox 360 controller
- Star Magazine tried to make the perfect face by mixing celebrity features with Photoshop… it is a mess (IMHO)
- inappropriate cell phone picture taker and sports analyst Sean Salisbury is looking for a job after ESPN let him go
- you can buy a big foam hand throwing up “The Shocker” … apparently this is not news since the site is from 2004 doh!