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Yahoo Inc.’s rejection of Microsoft Corp.’s unsolicited takeover bid left investors guessing the next move in a tense mating dance that may hatch a more imposing challenger to Google Inc. or disintegrate into a bruising brawl.”

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I doubt it’s a mating dance. I just think she wants a few more bucks. And no, Microsoft, she doesn’t “really like you because all the other guys who go to strip clubs are creeps.” Bro, I’ll say it again: she’s just out for a buck.

MC Spanky McGee


Disclosure:
MC Spanky McGee holds shares of Yahoo! and sincerely hopes that Microsoft orders another table dance. Fire up “Closer”!

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