NASA has identified a “secret spy satellite” that has failed and must be shot down before plummeting to planet Erf. About the time this entry posts to the Trumpet, NASA will be pulling an Old Yeller and launching air defense missiles to destroy the plummeting satellite. I suggest using the firepower of this FULLY AAHHMED AND OPEREETIONAL BATTLE STEETION (yet another nails on the chalkboard moment for Spanky)…or just use one of these (which always worked for G.I. Joe):

Here’s a nugget regarding this virus with shoes known as the human race. We have reached the point where we now send machines into outer space to orbit the Erf and spill down the pure bliss of DirecTV and GPS devices that tell you where the fish are in the lake…then if they get messed up we can just shoot a missile up there to blow that machine to bits…so as to prevent the “satellite falling on peoples’ heads” thing from happening. We’ve actually been doing this for about 20 years. And the best part about it? Common folk like you and me have NO IDEA what is going on here. This is a “secret spy satellite,” so you never knew it was up there in the first place. It’s that far over your head…pun intened. Price tag? $60 million…yet another item that you’re better off not worry about. Go buy yourself a #6 and try not to think about it too much.

photo: http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/mtc/mtc82003.jpg

Update: Reports are in that we shot down the spy satellite.