Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• Pro Football Talk keeps track of NFL arrests by team and keeps standings in their NFL Turd Watch
• Maxim makes “an educated guess preview” review of the UNRELEASED Black Crowes’ new album Warpaint and pisses them off
• Gene Simons of KISS apparently has a sex tape (without Shannon Tweed) at GenesSecret.com
• Cheap Ass Gamer is an entire site dedicated to finding the best deals on video games and other entertainment items
• Hardees has a coupon for a free small Coke when you buy their Jalapeño Burger
• Gizmodo deems (audio-free) SNES emulator, snes4iphone v1,  for iPhone “playable”
• Tucker, the son of Dog the Bounty Hunter that turned in the tape on him, has been jailed on parole violations
• Eat Feats found a competitive eating screenplay called “The Gurgitators” that was written as a college thesis
• Metalocalypse “Thunderhorse” free mp3 download from Adult Swim by Dethklok
• Nike website for Michael Jordan’s last pair of shoes, the Air Jordan XXIII’s