Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• a hilarious fan blog dedicated to former Cleveland Cavaliers - current Chicago Bulls guard Larry Hughes urging him to stop taking bad shots (site is no longer being updated because Hughes has been traded and the writer is a Cavs fan so his “work is done” - http://heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com/
• this question was actually asked and responded to: “Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells good?” (see response #9 and #10)
• the best pound for pound boxer in the world “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather will make $20 million dollars at WWE Wrestlemania when he wrestles The Big Show - the man whose nose he just really broke
• IGN breaks down the new Mass Effect downloadable content (DLC) called “Bring Down the Sky” that will be available on Xbox Live for $5 on March 10, adding 90 more minutes of gameplay and 50 achievement points
• play “Fatboy Frogger” on the website for Simon Pegg’s (Shaun of the Dead) new movie Run, Fatboy, Run
• trailer for the upcoming possibly never to be released by MTV DVD box set of “The State” featuring some of the Reno 911 crew back in the day
• all 7,100 US Starbucks locations closing for 3 hours today and Dunkin Donuts is running a $.99 latte special all day
• a video of the funny highlights of Jon Stewart hosting the Oscars by Complex
• a comic strip of Garfield that removes Garfield, leaving Jon Arbuckle looking like a schizophrenic - GarfieldMinusGarfield
• highlights of the 24 hour Jackass MTV takeover