Dear Hillary,

You must stop the “I have more experience than Barack” bullshit.

Now, I think we need somebody whose got some experience cleaning house to go into the White House,’ [Clinton] said to cheers. ‘So, I might ask you to grab your brooms and your mops, your vacuum cleaners and come on up and help me out,’ Clinton said to an audience that included men but was majority female. (From Clinton aims to clean house)

Look, if this argument from experience actually worked, you wouldn’t be behind as you are now–but here you are, on March 1st, after so much campaigning, saying the same old thing over and over again.

Fire your campaign manager. Better yet–fire yourself.

Sincerely,

MC Spanky McGee