Sources: Van Halen Tour Not Being Canceled

Despite reports to the contrary, sources with Van Halen tell Billboard the band’s tour is not being canceled, though tonight’s (March 3) scheduled show at the American Airlines Center in Dallas has been postponed and rescheduled for April 24.”

Van Halen, who has battled cancer and substance abuse, “is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures,” reads a statement from the group’s management. No further details were given.

I thought Eddie’s walker broke, or maybe Diamond Dave needed hip replacement. Shit, I go far as to say that the entire band (except Vulfie, of course) is due for literal and total reincarnation. Maybe they’ll come back as a band of goldfish or something.

(Below: Edward Van Halen rocks out)