Archive for March 4th, 2008

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 3-4-08

Posted In: Blasts From the Web, Celebrities, Clownin', Food, Internet, News, People, Sports, Tech, Video Games

Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

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Viral Video: We Are the World by Japanese Impersonators

Posted In: Clownin', Entertainment, Music, Viral Videos

Soupy Trumpet favorite, The Feed by G4tv, found a ridiculously funny video of a group of Japanese celebrity impersonators singing a karaoke version of “We Are the World” on some television show.  There are some ugly people in there like a bootleg Ray Charles, Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson, Tina Turner, and more.  Props to G4 for the viral video find.

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Brett Favre Retires Again and His Agent Says He Wasn’t Ready To

Posted In: Celebrities, News, Soupy Images, Sports

Brett Favre in Jean Shorts

Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre is set to retire from the NFL. This time it appears to be for real for now as the future hall of fame quarterback passes the reigns to Aaron Rodgers. Brett Favre has somewhat held the Packers hostage over the last few off-seasons with his indecisiveness as to whether to continue playing or not. Rodgers was drafted as a result of this and subsequently signaled the beginning of the end for “old chuck and pray”.

This past season Favre played like the classic Brett Favre and many felt that there would be at least one more season since he was playing football at an MVP level. Favre made the Pack relevant again this year so the announcement comes as a surprise to many, including some teammates that read the announcement on television. He cited being “mentally tired” as his motive for retirement in a voicemail message to ESPN’s John Clayton (how did Clayton miss one of the BIGGEST calls of his or anyone’s sports journalistic career?).

The story should be that simple and Cheeseheads should take it as it was time for him to go. They should be happy that he didn’t carry this decision into the draft or too deep into the free agency period. After all, this has been a Super Bowl bearing marriage and all good things come to an end. Bus Cook, Favre’s agent, and other league officials are not so sure. Cook says to an extent that Favre feels the Packers did not want him back. There are rumblings that maybe he could be talked into coming back to the Packers or that he may be interested in joining Bill Parcells down in Miami with the Dolphins. Cook said he that Favre wanted to play at least another year.

I for one would take Brett Favre back to the Atlanta Falcons to keep Michael Vick’s seat warm for the year… as long as he vowed to stay clear of the painkillers and if he promised to bring those jean shorts he was wearing when we drafted him back in the day. Randy Moss is back with the Patriots, so we can’t meet that demand. We do however have underground player parking at the Georgia Dome for his truck, so Brett can go to and from the games without talking to a single fan just like in Green Bay. Atlanta is a good fit for him… come on down Brett.

The Packers have set up a breaking news site to follow this news story as it unfolds, or you can just chuckle at an image somebody photoshopped of John Madden and Brett Favre together in a wedding.

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Spanky’s fav Autohotkey codes, part 2

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On my aging Dell laptop, they provided a special “internet key”–it launched a browser when I first got the system. It’s akin to these guys in the silver oval:

keyboard

But, as the user reinstalls Windows (over and over and over), this internet key becomes worthless. I don’t know why this happens exactly, but it’s obvious that the new installation doesn’t assign the same function to the key.

Using the kickass program, Autohotkey, we can restore its browser-launching capabilities.

1. Install Autohotkey. If you haven’t already, you’re an idiot. Just kidding. go http://www.autohotkey.com and get it done.

2. Create and save a new script. (If you’re a noob, start here)

3. Follow these directions from their help file, with the subheading “List of Keys, Mouse Buttons, and Joystick Controls”:

If your keyboard or mouse has a key not listed above, you might still be able to make it a hotkey by using the following steps (requires Windows XP/2000/NT or later):

Ensure that at least one script is running that is using the keyboard hook. You can tell if a script has the keyboard hook by opening its main window and selecting “View->Key history” from the menu bar.
Double-click that script’s tray icon to open its main window.
Press one of the “mystery keys” on your keyboard.
Select the menu item “View->Key history”
Scroll down to the bottom of the page. Somewhere near the bottom are the key-down and key-up events for your key. NOTE: Some keys do not generate events and thus will not be visible here. If this is the case, you cannot directly make that particular key a hotkey because your keyboard driver or hardware handles it at a level too low for AutoHotkey to access. For possible solutions, see further below.
If your key is detectible, make a note of the 3-digit hexadecimal value in the second column of the list (e.g. 159).
To define this key as a hotkey, follow this example:
SC159:: ; Replace 159 with your key’s value.
MsgBox, %A_ThisHotKey% was pressed.
return

Ok, once you’ve done all that,you can now write a script to launch a browser. You can use mine:

SC101::
Run C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe
WinWait, My Yahoo!,
IfWinNotActive, My Yahoo!, , WinActivate, My Yahoo!
WinWaitActive, My Yahoo!,
WinMaximize, My Yahoo!
Return

SC101 is the name of my Dell Inspiron 5150’s internet key–the name of your key might be different. The above script starts Firefox and activates it for me. One button press, baby, one press.

Of course, you should have all sorts of combos going in Autohotkey, but this is a good start. If you put in some time on the front end with Autohotkey’s learning curve, it will pay big dividends in the end.

Peace out, Napoleon.

-MC Spanky McGee

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Another example of American Virtue!!!

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OH FUCK YES!!!  

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I’m all hopped up on GRAPE SODA!!! HEEEELLLLL NNNNAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!

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Jeez guys! Where’d my life go!!!!

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People who have had strokes are funny too!!!

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Come on, his face is sliding off his skull and he’s going whooooo! And saying fuck!!! And, a laughing!!!! And, being alive!!!!! That is funny because he’s disabled!!!

broncfn90REINCARNATE has a message for some haters on Youtube….

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