http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2

Bro Taguchi sent me this link. Now, Amazon says that this toy is “currently unavailable.

Never mind that this is a boring fucking toy–worse than the pet rock or the cha-cha-cha-chia! Like some little kid thinks that an x-ray machine and the TSAare cool. Bullshit. Litte kids probably hate going through security.

But that doesn’t matter. Look at some of the comments on the Amazon.com page:

This is great learning too for young brownshirts.
I am waiting for a few accessories though, kids size jackboots and a toy Taser. Think how much fun that will be for your young Martin Bormann types. I envision a low voltage say 5KV instead of 50kv to give a realistic but non-hazardous jolt.
Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)
Be the first on your block. I also look forward to the upcoming Halliburton Play detention center real simulated barbed wire.”

Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it’s a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor. I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing times. Little children need to be aware that not all smiling faces and uniforms are friendly. I noticed that my child is now more interested in current events. Just the other day he asked me why we had to forfeit so much of our liberties and personal freedoms and I had to answer “well, it’s because the terrorists have already won”. Yes, they have won.

Now these are some truly disgruntled philosophers. We should hire them to write for the Trumpet…

-MC Spanky McGee