Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• an amazing use of Adobe Flash… probably a CG Asian woman… really dope and at this point purpose-free
• George Bush, Paris Hilton, and Mel Gibson celebrity Butt Plugs
• old school step-by-step tutorial on turning an NES controller into an mp3 player
• iPhone 2.0 software will be available for free update in June… iTouch users will have to pay for upgrade again
• video editing by Hillary’s camp makes Obama look “blacker”… Photoshopping to an election (may swing our vote)
• Dave Matthews Band announced new summer tour dates
• PGA Pro Golfer Tripp Isenhour got charged with killing bird with golfball
• 40,000 exposed to hepatitis and HIV in a Las Vegas clinic by reusing syringes and vials
• Destiny Child Kelly Rowland got a boob job so she could fit in a Beyonce brand, House of Dereon, top
• 300 director Zack Snyder’s new graphic novel adaptation The Watchmen character photos released
• Call of Duty 4 (COD4) Xbox 360 patch feedback