Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• The Smoking Gun treats us with another mug shot gallery - this one called “the nip slip collection”
• G4tv found an awesome custom Mario modded Nintendo wii
• Bill Simmons wrote a “What If?” piece for ESPN Page 2 that exams what might have happened if all the NBA trades went down differently
• IGN released their Super Smash Bros Brawl guide - the game is amazing
• you can bid on rapper The Game’s custom Cadillac Escalade on Ebay while he is locked up
• listen to Lupe Fiasco’s Superstar Remix with T.I. and Young Jeezy at Complex
• Britney Spears and K-Fed fight over $1 million legal bill
• Heather Locklear’s shrink called 911 on her because she thought she might OD - aka suicide attempt
• crazy ass R. Kelly made a dis track called “I’m a Beast” and may be directed at Ne-Yo, Young Jeezy, or Jay-Z
• College Humor’s Stupid Question weekly entry

And Hot Off The Soupy Trumpet Press:

• New York Governor Eliot Spitzer kicks it with Emperors Club VIP prostitutes
• Sally Kern says that gays are worse than terrorists