Final “Harry Potter” movie split into two parts

Part one of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” will debut in late 2010 and be followed months later by part two.

Look, I don’t read Harry Potter. Once I tried to watch the first movie and fell asleep.

I can recognize marketing genius, however. JK Rowling is certainly one.

By dividing the movie into two parts, Warner Bros. will probably double their profits. But that’s obvious.

But I’m betting that so many Harry Pooter fans are so teary eyed to see the lil’ Pooter bite the dust.

Be not afraid. I’m going on record now to predict that ol’ JK will find a way to bring Harry back. I don’t know how she’ll do it, but she will.

The cash cow is too fat, and you can’t just kill her off to make one, glorious, final steak.

As George Lucas knows, you have to milk it.

As for me, I’ll have no part of it. I’ll be waiting for what the Coen bros. are going to do next.

-MC Spanky McGee