Woman stuck on toilet for two years, police say
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
I think Grown Pumpkin was on the toilet for an hour and a half once. He barely survived. It was quite the struggle, from what I hear.
It’s my theory that nearly anything humans can do or say has been done, is being done, or will be done in the future. Let’s see if people start bombarding Guinness with claims that they lived on a toilet for 10 years, 15 years, etc.
Didn’t her boyfriend think to tell her to pinch it off? Sheesh.
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Spanky…you have posted many janky photoshops on the Trump. This is easily the jankiest of all.
Oh yes, it’s janky as hell.
It’s terrible, but I don’t really care.
Look…Fessy spends a LOT of time on the pooper, and a lot of Heidegger gets read in there, but as his girlfriend, if he stayed in there for more than 2 hours, I think I’d be goin’ in (with a gas mask). What the hell kind of boyfriend waits TWO YEARS to call the police? Hell, I’d be prying his ass off that thing with a “pry bar” myself!
You think those two got busy? I really hope they never procreate.
Oh, and Spanky: Bro’s right. Super-janky photoshopping, dude.
That Photoshop looks like a horrible Colorform I had as a kid. I think it was called Everything Exciting Happens In The Bathroom. It must have been popular because I heard it sold by the hundreds.
Someday I hope to find a special girl who is half as understanding as toilet-girl’s boyfriend. If I need some extra time on the shitter, then let me have it.
I wonder how she renewed her driver’s license.
She’d be an excellent ad rep for 2,000 flushes.
I betchya family visits were awkward.
Two years… it just seems impossible.
Her back would have to be fucked up beyond all belief.
I think it’s pretty funny that the worst photoshop job on this site is getting so many comments.