Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• TotallyCrap found a video for Do It Yourself (DIY) Liposuction
• brand new The Incredible Hulk trailer with Edward Norton as the Hulk
• G4tv Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn in a bikini at Complex
• Brett Favre’s replacement Aaron Rodgers is in Alaska competing in a sled dog race
• download new Super Smash Bros. Brawl stages to your wii
• Sheryl Crow has plans to sing with Fleetwood Mac - “no official announcement“
• President George Bush’s daughter Jenna Bush is getting married May 10
• City Slickers’ own Billy Crystal got cut from the New York Yankees today
• Perez Hilton is at SXSW
• George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, and Jerry Weintraub started Not On Our Watch a new Darfur charity
• Comedy Central’s old show Battlebots is coming to ESPN in November

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There has been plenty said already about the Eliot Spitzer Emperor Club VIP sex scandal. For now the “news” has stopped trickling in and the entertainment world is sinking their teeth into it. There is a song parody called “Client #9″ that is a loose version of “Love Potion #9” by The Searchers.

Details about the “Spitzer Girl” known as “Kristen” have surfaced as well. According to Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s MySpace page, her real-life personality (sans prostitution), she is an aspiring singer. Her profile features her pop/r&b song “What We Want”. Her “Top 8″ friends (actually only 5 make the cut) are Whitney Houston, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Amy Winehouse, and Celine Dion. That lineup has had its share of issues as well.

“Client #9″

Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka Kristen - “What We Want”

Bonus mostly Unrelated YouTube Coverage:
If you never saw the above mentioned Celine Dion on Larry King back in 2005 speaking emotionally about helping with Hurricane Katrina, please do so now. Kanye West was probably on to something when he said that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” and Celine made her thoughts well known as well.  I do have to preface that her message is very much appreciated and heartfelt and quite frankly she may have even come off as inspiring.

…that being said, this has some hilarious lines that are golden.

Nobody can open any roofs? …take a kayak, go into those walls… big guns, what’s that? …they have never touched anything in their lives, let them touch those things for once.

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I’m serious.

Jackass star Steve-O was charged with felony cocaine possession, and was hospitalized for the second time this week, at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center, TMZ reports.

But this should be a no-brainer. The cops have had probable cause to arrest that dude since the damn show came out.

As if those boys are sober. Shit, Knoxville probably secretes highly-potent drugs, and Steve-O prolly licks them off him. They’ve gotta be fueled by something. Do you really think that Wheaties is what makes someone cram a toy car up his ass?

While I’m at it, I’m also predicting that a couple of those boys will turn out to be addicted to hardcore painkillers, hmmm, Rush Limbaugh?

Ok, Steve-O. You seem like a nice guy. Seem. Looks like it’s time just to chill out, Bromaha. Play some XBOX for a bit, have some beef jerky–just kick it.

-MC Spanky McGee

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It’s too early for Spanky to be writing. 3-14-2008 7:47 AM

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