Afghans want death for Danish and for Dutch. Spanky’s solution to the problem.
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Afghans chant death to Danish, Dutch in protest
Some 5,000 Afghans chanted “death to Denmark” and “death to the Netherlands” in Kabul on Friday, protesting against the reprinting of a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad in Danish newspapers and a Dutch film on the Koran.
Same old shit from these extremists.
Here’s an idea that maybe will earn ol’ Spanks here a death sentence of his own. Heh.
You know how you sometimes have a pet or a toddler that has too much energy? As any parent or pet-owner knows, the best solution is to let them run around like crazy until they’re just too tired to raise hell for you.
So, I think as many people as possible should draw up these cartoons. This will be awesome. The religious fanatics will have to spend all their time chanting death to all the countries and people, and they’ll be so busy doing that, that they won’t have time for anything else. Including growing poppies. That will really fuck ‘em over–it’ll stop their heroin trade. They’ll be all tuckered out.
I mean, how many flags will they be able to burn? They’ll run out pretty fast.
So, everybody, get out your pencils and paper and start drawing.
Aren’t I creative?
-MC Spanky McGee
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First, Griff can’t draw. Even her stick figures wouldn’t be able to represent the Prophet in any way that would come close to resemblance.
Second, Griff asks Spanky to put his money where his mouth is. Where’s your cartoon, sir? Janky-ass photoshops of protesters don’t count.
P.S. Do I smell Soupy Trumpet’s first sponsored contest? Or is that just another soupy trumpet?
Top notch…TOP NOTCH!
Pass the Sharpie.
Wittgenstein wrote: “A picture which corresponds to a man walking up a hill forward corresponds equally, and in the same way, to a man sliding down the hill backward. - Perhaps a Martian would describe the picture so. I do not need to explain why we do not describe it so.” What is little known is that in the notebook from which this remark was made, the next sentence reads: “Or it could be taken to be the prophet Mohammad.”
Wittgenstein better watch out!