Detroit mayor to face felony charges

A Wayne County prosecutor said Monday she will seek felony charges against Detroit’s embattled Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

Kilpatrick, who is married, has been snarled in a well-publicized sex scandal since January after The Detroit Free Press reported he exchanged romantic text messages with his then-chief of staff, Christine Beatty.

The Detroit Free Press reported in January that in an analysis of nearly 14,000 text messages on Beatty’s city-issued pager, it found some from 2002 and 2003 that indicated the two were having a romantic affair.

Come on, Kwame. Don’t you know how the E-world works? You can’t leave any trail behind–at all. You know what that means? Don’t make a fucking trail in the first place! You might as well have broadcast the entire affair to the whole world!

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Damn, man.

-MC Spanky McGee