Clinton: I misspoke on sniper fire

Sen. Hillary Clinton said she “misspoke” last week when she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago, recounting a landing under sniper fire.

Clinton was responding to a question Monday from the Philadelphia Daily News’ editorial board about video footage of the event that contradicted her assertion that her group “ran with our heads down” from the plane to avoid sniper fire at the Tuzla Air Base, Bosnia-Herzegovina.

“I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement,” she said.

Ok, Hillary, you’re driving me nuts these days, but I’ll try to be nice.

1. Let’s talk about flip-flopping. We are dealing with individuals–politicians–that have a lot on their minds, and they do have to talk a bunch. They have to weave a web much larger than most of us, and it’s no surprise that the little minions of other politicians are able to take a magnifying glass and find so many tangles in that web. The more you talk, the more likely you are contradict yourself in the long run.

In other words, Hillary is human. Her memory is going to fail her. Surprise, surprise.

BUT

2. Why that kind of memory failure? Sniper fire? That is super-fishy. “Barack Obama has never been under sniper fire.” Was that going to be one of her moves? Ok, prolly not. But it does seem like she’s been trying to embellish her foreign policy experience. More digging through her schedule as First Lady is certainly warranted. (I ain’t gonna do it. I’m busy with Call of Duty, Bro-bi Wan)

3. “If I misspoke, it was a misstatement.” Yes, yes, that’s what misspeaking means. [COUGH] redundant, analytically true, duh… In other words, Hillary, give us a meaningful explanation.

I still think she feels like this.

-MC Spanky McGee

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