I found this golden nugget at hotchickswithdouchebags.com.  I think I speak for the entire Soupy Trumpet crew when I say, BRAVO!

Proving yet again that douchebaggery can be more than the sum of its parts, Pointy McVulcan sets off brushfires off the coast of Paraguay through the sheer force of his facial asstastery.  Check it out: No bling. No popped collar. No annoying hat tilt. Only one massive douche hand gesture, and yet the ‘bag factor is off the charts.

I could play on that site for days.

And this…this…I think it speaks for itself.  Unfortunately, all I can do is tell you to click the link and enjoy the ride.  Don’t cheap out either.  By that I mean that you have to click on every single tab on this page to get the full experience.  If you don’t get to sample the wide variety of refreshments, you’ve done yourself a disservice.  Seriously, CHECK OUT THIS PAGE!  I have racked my brain and can’t figure out how to do it justice here…you gotta navigate yourself.  I guarantee it will make your day.

(By the way, what if my product is RU-486 and I like my product?)

I have to tip my cap to a certain attorney up in Dubuque who brought these to my attention.  Rock on, you left-wing kook!