Spanky’s easy conservation tip #1

Bro Taguchi is rather upset with the Sierra Club these days, because their tips just aren’t practical. I agree with him.

Here’s one thing you can do that is actually super-easy.

I’m betting that, at home, all of you drink fluids from a cup, mug, etc., with no plastic lid on it. Also, you walk around your home with said vessel with ease. Sometimes you spill. Ok, whatever.

But why the hell do we feel compelled to put a plastic lid on our cups when we dine in at some restaurant? Do we get clumsier when we walk in the damn door? As I’m walking around Burger King, I don’t lose half my motor skills. I can understand using a lid in the car. Fine. But you don’t need one in BK.

Of course, the lid leads to the straw. More plastic. 1,000s of years of plastic. Sweet.

Yes, I’ll pull the standard move: imagine all those goddamned plastic lids and straws piling up. There are a shitload out there.

“BUT NO, Spanky! I don’t want to be clumsy in BK.”

I know from where this tendency comes. It’s because the jokers that have the soda fountains behind the counter put lids on your cups. We’re just used to it.

Just say no to the damn lid. You’ll be ok. I promise.

If you do use the lids, recycle them. Take them home with you, but don’t throw them away. It’s so damn easy.

-MC Spanky McGee

Chelsea: don’t bother.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/26/campaign.wrap/index.html

Chelsea Clinton also got thrown into the middle of another controversy Tuesday while campaigning for her mother at Butler University in Indianapolis, Indiana.

An audience member asked her whether the Monica Lewinsky scandal had damaged her mother’s credibility.

“Wow, you’re the first person actually that’s ever asked me that question in the, I don’t know maybe, 70 college campuses I’ve now been to, and I do not think that is any of your business,” Clinton responded, appearing a bit surprised.

The crowd immediately cheered loudly at the response. It was supposed to be the last question of the event, but the former first daughter decided to take one more, saying, “I don’t think that should be the last question.”

She was expected to continue campaigning Wednesday, speaking at the University of Notre Dame before teaming up with her mother in Washington for a “March to Victory” event.

Any Star Wars character: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

I’m going to call it out. Chelsea Clinton will get it in her head that she can run for president. I’m predicting it now. Just like W thought he was the Golden Child (and he is, he is), Chelsea will give it a shot.

Just say no to her now. NOW. Not later. NOW.

She will try to tell you that she has campaign experience, that she learned so much by watching daddy and mommy. She will sound like her damn mom. Let’s see what if she pulls out the sniper story.

I am done with the Clintons. Done done done.

-MC Spanky McGee


Spanky is only lashing out. Yes, it’s true. But Spanks sees the future.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 3-26-2008

CNN.com

Eco fishing in Indonesia

Ok, I’m posting this because it’s amazing how we humans are often so convinced that there’s only way to do something, and then it turns out that another way is so much better. Make sure to catch the bit about their new profit margin.

Gizmodo.com
XCOR Lynx Bringing Sports Car-esque Travel to Space

Motorola Chops Off Handset Division

Instructables.com
How to Put on a Condom

Yep. It’s true. We need directions for this.

thepandapage.com

Masturbation Positions: A Handy Guide

burrito review

Chipotle – Dining

Majornelson.com
Reminder: H3 Heroic Map Pack now free

Lifehacker.com

Turn Your PC into a DVD Ripping Monster

Caught Downloading Copyrighted Material—Now What?

Für Spanky (and Taguchi, and Pumpkin)

Apparently Spanky thinks it’s spring, and that means ridiculous music videos. Well, eat your heart out, Spanky. It’s spring indeed:

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw[/youtube]

I thought it was Fessy at first.

And if you’re really feeling loony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0.

“I put papaya there!”

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 3-25-08

CNN.com:

Massive Ice Shelf Takes a Dive into the Ocean

Lollapalooza web forum:

Is Rage Against the Machine playing at Lolla ’08? (Taguchi, for one, is skeptical)

ESPN.com:

MLB Season Opens in Japan: RedSox 6, A’s 5 (10 innings) (Surprise: J.D. Drew was a late scratch…hurt his back during BP)

SI.com

Rep. Tom Davis (R-Va) Releases New Report on Roger Clemens Hearing, Says Pitcher May Have Told Truth, Blames Bad Intelligence

National Geographic Traveler:

The Life of a Vagabond: Rolf Potts (video)

Hillary Clinton “misspoke”

Clinton: I misspoke on sniper fire

Sen. Hillary Clinton said she “misspoke” last week when she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago, recounting a landing under sniper fire.

Clinton was responding to a question Monday from the Philadelphia Daily News’ editorial board about video footage of the event that contradicted her assertion that her group “ran with our heads down” from the plane to avoid sniper fire at the Tuzla Air Base, Bosnia-Herzegovina.

“I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement,” she said.

Ok, Hillary, you’re driving me nuts these days, but I’ll try to be nice.

1. Let’s talk about flip-flopping. We are dealing with individuals–politicians–that have a lot on their minds, and they do have to talk a bunch. They have to weave a web much larger than most of us, and it’s no surprise that the little minions of other politicians are able to take a magnifying glass and find so many tangles in that web. The more you talk, the more likely you are contradict yourself in the long run.

In other words, Hillary is human. Her memory is going to fail her. Surprise, surprise.

BUT

2. Why that kind of memory failure? Sniper fire? That is super-fishy. “Barack Obama has never been under sniper fire.” Was that going to be one of her moves? Ok, prolly not. But it does seem like she’s been trying to embellish her foreign policy experience. More digging through her schedule as First Lady is certainly warranted. (I ain’t gonna do it. I’m busy with Call of Duty, Bro-bi Wan)

3. “If I misspoke, it was a misstatement.” Yes, yes, that’s what misspeaking means. [COUGH] redundant, analytically true, duh… In other words, Hillary, give us a meaningful explanation.

I still think she feels like this.

-MC Spanky McGee