Daily Archives: April 4, 2008

Bible stops bullet. So what?

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Here’s a video of a news story covering how a Bible stopped a bullet that flew into someone’s house.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/04/04/summers.saved.by.bible.WKYC

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that some people are going to think that this is a miracle. How many times is this story going to be told all over the place? It’s going to become a damned urban legend.

It ain’t no miracle.

Let’s consider the entire history of gunshots.

First, think of all the bullets that have never been stopped. Then think of all the “ordinary” objects that have stopped bullets: wood, brick, metal, etc.. Then think of the “crazy” objects that have stopped a bullet. I bet that, at some time, a dildo either has or will stop a bullet.

Imagine that. A Bible happened to stop a bullet. Whoopdeedoo.

There is nothing special about a Bible stopping a bullet. At all.

Besides, even if you wanted to give this event a supernatural interpretation, you could argue that the Bible was being destroyed–intentionally!!!

-MC Spanky McGee

Sniper fire is now a joke for Clinton.

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Clinton pokes fun at Bosnia gaffe, Bill

It was a gaffe that caused the Clinton campaign a serious headache two weeks ago, but in an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Thursday night, the New York senator was all smiles about it.

As she walked out on stage, Clinton told Leno she almost didn’t make the interview.

“I was pinned down by sniper fire at the Burbank airport,” Clinton said laughing. “

Try to laugh it off, Hillary. Go ahead. I’m not laughing.

“You know this has been such a mismatch of words and actions,” Clinton also told Leno. “I was thinking about it, because obviously I’ve been so privileged to represent our country in, gosh, more than 80 other countries, lots of war zones and all the rest of it — I wrote about this in my book and obviously I just had a lapse.” “

Nice. Hillary’s experience is so vast that it caused her to make shit up. That’s the message. See how full of shit she is? The more I’ve thought about the sniper story, the more I’ve realized what a liar she is. Where did she get the material for that supposed memory? As friends of mine have said, there’s no fuckin’ way that the government would let the first lady fly into a war zone like that. It makes no sense.

No amount of laughing it off or trying to pin it to her little vacations is going to convince me that this was a simple brain fart. It’s not. It’s a goddamned lie that attempted to trick the American people, and it should be called for what it is.

-MC Spanky McGee