A brief comment on GTA IV.

I’m not going to tell you what’s involved in this game. There are a million sites out there that already describe it.

My message to you is: I am NOT buying Grand Theft Auto IV.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/04/10/grand.theft.auto/index.html

“If players want they can jump online and never even play the single-player again,” Jeronimo Barrera, vice president of game development, told GameTap. “Online is a serious time sucker. You’re going to have to be really careful if you’re married,” he added with a smile.

No shit, Jeronimo. I know this game is going to kick a ton of ass, but keep that shit away from me. I will end up like this:

I totally lost control with Halo 3, although I’m doing better with COD 4.

But I am not going anywhere near GTA IV. Fuck that. I’ll end up like one of those Chinese dudes in the internet cafes. D E A D.

Or pretty close to it.

-MC Spanky McGee

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 4-11-2008

NEWS

Field trip brings college class to Nevada brothel

Lifehacker.com

Perpetual Web Coupon Saves 10 Percent at Best Buy

Find the Perfect Cell Phone Plan at BillShrink

gizmodo.com

Space Is Full of Crap

Solar Balloons, Too Good To Be True Adopted

sogoodblog.com

‘Major League Eating: The Game’ Releases Trailer

thepandapage.com

#61: This Week’s 4 Life Lessons from Drunk Girls on MySpace

instructables.com

How To Make Friends

Dear God.

Build a Whisky Still

-MC Spanky McGee

The Cadillac Welfare Plan

I have come up with a way to solve the welfare systems growing problems.  It is called the Cadillac Welfare Plan.  It is very simple and will take a relativly short 20 years to work.  Basicly we are going to eliminate the welfare class therby saving billions of dollars over the next few decades.

All we have to do is give everyone on welfare their choice of a domestic vehicle and every three years they can have a new car.  Whatever car they choose.  They can have an Escalade, an Envoy, a Denali, whatever they want.  Then they can do with it as they please, sell it keep it whatever.  This is good because then they can have the money from the car to do with as they please or they can drive around and look like they have money.  The catch is they have to be neutered to qualify.  Thats right they have to chop off their balls. 

It makes complete sense.  People are having children to get bigger checks so they can buy bigger things.  If we just give them bigger things in the begining then we dont have to worry about them having children.  Children that will learn from there parents to have more kids to get bigger and better things.  In two decades the class will will have no more offspring to perpetuate itself and begin to die out. 

This will also help a slupping domestic car industry that is seeing more and more people driving foreign cars.  More industry means more jobs which will help the middle class.  The better the middle class does the better the upper class does and soon the American dollar will be stronger than the Canadien dollar and the catch up with the Euro and put America back in its rightful place as the one and only super power in the world! 

Im begging those of you in the welfare class please chop off your balls.