I have come up with a way to solve the welfare systems growing problems. It is called the Cadillac Welfare Plan. It is very simple and will take a relativly short 20 years to work. Basicly we are going to eliminate the welfare class therby saving billions of dollars over the next few decades.
All we have to do is give everyone on welfare their choice of a domestic vehicle and every three years they can have a new car. Whatever car they choose. They can have an Escalade, an Envoy, a Denali, whatever they want. Then they can do with it as they please, sell it keep it whatever. This is good because then they can have the money from the car to do with as they please or they can drive around and look like they have money. The catch is they have to be neutered to qualify. Thats right they have to chop off their balls.Â
It makes complete sense. People are having children to get bigger checks so they can buy bigger things. If we just give them bigger things in the begining then we dont have to worry about them having children. Children that will learn from there parents to have more kids to get bigger and better things. In two decades the class will will have no more offspring to perpetuate itself and begin to die out.Â
This will also help a slupping domestic car industry that is seeing more and more people driving foreign cars. More industry means more jobs which will help the middle class. The better the middle class does the better the upper class does and soon the American dollar will be stronger than the Canadien dollar and the catch up with the Euro and put America back in its rightful place as the one and only super power in the world!Â
Im begging those of you in the welfare class please chop off your balls.