Rent a Mexican
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The problem with our immigration process is not Mexicans running wild in America. The problem with immigration is illegal immigrants. If you can understand that continue reading, if not continue on your unedeucated red neck ways.
For those of you still reading I have a plan to fix our immigration issues. The biggest problem with illegals is that they dont pay taxes. If they paid taxes we would be able to support them and there US born children. While we have a problem with all illegal immigrants our obvious big problem is our brothers from the south. This is why I have come up with the buy a Mexican program.
This plan is not just for Mexicans. I want to be clear you could buy someone from anywhere if thats what you wanted. This is how it works.
1. You find someone that wants in the country and you sponsor them.
2. You then pay, lets just say $10,000, for the right to bring them to the country.
3. This $10,000 investment is used to pay for more people to proccess all the immigrants. They take blood, hair, finger prints, eye scans, inject a GPS, and then give them a workers permit.
4. Now whoever paid the fee negotiates how long this immigrant must work for them to earn there way into America. We shouldnt get greedy so lets just say 15 months. During these 15 months they work for minummum wages but enough to have three hots and a cot.
5. At the end of the 15 months they can go out on there own with a green card. They can work for better wages and start to benifit from this great land called America. The best part, we know who they are and where they are. If they are here they are paying taxes and contributing to America. Which is all any tax paying former immigrant to the United States wants.
6. After Nine and a half years of paying taxes and contributing to American economy they can apply for citizenship and with all the new immigration workers we have hired in the ten years since they showed up there will be plenty of people to proccess there application.
We getthe workers we need to build America and we get the tax money to make it better. If you can afford it you should go out and Rent a Mexican.
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22 Apr 2008 Dino Bravo
Why nine and a half years? What’s so special about that number?
Oh yeah–one other thing.
I assume that you’re willing to have a GPS injected in your ass when you go to visit Cabo Wabo.
We might as well start tracking everyone who visits another country.
That includes you.
Erm…this sounds a lot like…slavery? Or at least indentured servitude. Let’s just subjugate a whole ‘nother class of Americans! Hell, those Mexicans don’t need “there” basic human rights (like not to be tagged in the ass).