http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/05/06/dnt.oh.lady.with.90.cats.woio

This is an elderly woman who got a ticket for having 80 cats in her home, although city ordinance prohibits having more than 4. In the video, the woman calls the cats “her kids.”

Now this is the kind of nonsense to which Spanky here doesn’t usually fall prey. No amount of anthropomorphizing your cats, calling them your children, is going to convince me that you’re not nuts. 1. You don’t need that many cats 2. You don’t want that many cats (you can’t even remember their fucking names) (as if cats give a shit about their names). The fact of the matter is, you fucked up, your few cats had more cats, your dumbass got stuck, and now you’re super-stuck. Then you try to pull some emotionally-loaded terms out on CNN? Sorry, sister, but it doesn’t work with me.

Ok, I gotta get back to work. I hope the SS Hillary gets hammered by the SS B.O. today–because Hillary sucks.

-MC Spanky McGee

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