I found the site ManBabies.com the other day.  The sole purpose of that site is to photoshop a baby’s head on a grown up body and a grown up head on a baby body - also known as a Man Baby.  We will likely be playing along here as well.  Here is our first go at it.  ManBabies.com holla at us!

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Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. Now a new option is generating interest — dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain.

The process is called alkaline hydrolysis and was developed in this country 16 years ago to get rid of animal carcasses. It uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch to destroy bodies in big stainless-steel cylinders that are similar to pressure cookers. “

Ok. Weird. But:

“We believe this process, which enables a portion of human remains to be flushed down a drain, to be undignified,” said Patrick McGee, a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Manchester. “

Now Patrick McGee (of no relation to yours truly) is off his rocker here. Listen, bro, don’t tell me that burial is so much more dignified. It’s not. So what–it takes the worms a little longer to get through your coffin? No one is going to dig up your coffin. You might as well be worm food. And you might as well go down the drain. Your body won’t care. It’s dead. As far I go, you can leave me out for the wild dogs. Why? Because I’ll be dead and won’t give a shit.

It’s so selfish to plant your dead ass in the ground, taking up that space for all time. “This is my land. No one may touch this for all eternity.” For 99% of us, no one is going to remember our dead asses in 100 years anyway. Stop hogging the land.

Turn me into fertilizer after you take whatever is useful. At least my carcass will be worth something then.

Besides, when did the body get to be so important as the soul–as the Catholics would have us believe?

I get so tired of priests spewing their emotional responses to events, acting like what they have said is so petro.

(I’m starting it now. “Petro” means “awesome.” “Petro” as in “petroleum.”)

-MC Spanky McGee

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There is a website called LoveBugz.net that apparently sends pubic lice to you via mail if you send them your address and a dollar. “Bug Girl” called the dude’s bluff and “Bugger” responded by sending her a package (by way of a reporter). The photos she took are pretty funny since you can see the hair off the dude’s ball bag and the jank instructions (highlighted above).

It is relieving to know that you can lice the same way you can get dog poop - sent right to your home. Before you needed to brush up with one of Rob & Big’s Dirty Girls to get crabs and STD’s.

Bobby Light - Dirty Girl

From the FAQ:

If you’re a pretty girly in the metro area and you wanna get polinated, then email me and maybe we can get together.

They gotta have someplace to live. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, lice gotta orbit uranus. Like the saying goes, one in the bush is better than none in the hand.

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Four Chicago White Sox players, including closer Bobby Jenks, dyed their facial hair pink in honor of the upcoming Mother’s Day holiday and to help raise awareness for breast cancer.  Major League Baseball (MLB) has helped raise money for the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation in their “Going To Bat Against Breast Cancer” program by placing pink ribbons on player and personnel uniforms, on the bases, special home plates, pink lineup cards, and various other promotional items.  Most notably, players will be seen swinging pink bats on Mother’s Day.  Much of the promotional items will be sold and auctioned with proceeds going to the Komen Foundation.

Having the players in Chicago do such a pleasant gesture will likely help get their completely awesome and underrated loud mouthed manager’s antics on the back page.  In recent days, manager Ozzie Guillen has popped off with an obscenity laced tirade that centered around the White Sox being “Chicago’s bitch” when compared to the lovable loser Cubs,  as well as bringing in sex blowup dolls to the clubhouse (with bats jammed in the back door and a sign that said “You gotta push” - at least nobody got caught banging it like the guy in this video).  Guillen was once ordered to sensitivity training classes after he called reporter Jay Mariotti (most notably on ESPN’s Around the Horn) a “fag”.  Apparently many people don’t agree with Mariotti, as evidenced by there being a site called www.jaythejoke.com and it is also worth mentioning that Ozzie Guillen has not let up on him either.

Hey at least the Sox are getting a head start on helping the Mother’s Day cause, even if their season may be heading in the wrong direction.  And enjoy our photoshop of Ozzie helping the cause too.  Any other pink Mother’s Day photoshops out there?

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