Here is an article about some guys who were arrested for purportedly turning the decapitated skull of a corpse into a bong and smoking pot out of it:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse’s head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile’s home, where they used the skull as a “bong” to smoke marijuana, the officer said.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Where would the carb be on that thing? And did they make it into a water bong or just a pipe like you can do with an apple or coke can? Is this going to spawn a bunch a copycat dildoes who go out and dig up bodies to smoke some weed?